Hey hey!  

Let's be honest. Most marketing really is hot garbage...  And yes, brutal honesty impregnates everything we do. Whether it's executive or creative-based service, we're honest.

Our Executive Work: 

We evaluate companies from an outsider's vantage point (typically as a customer or vendor) and then report the categorical finds that you want. We also assist a niche group of Canadian manufacturers who can penetrate the American Market differently.  It's all very buttoned-up & admittedly, un-sexy work. However, it enables Canuck brands to level-up quietly without much fanfare or flash. Sneaky little buggers ... 

Our Creative Work: 

Here's some truth; playing-it-safe is why most marketing sucks.  Either go full-frontal or die. Here's why...... 

The rhetoric that customers-come-first is a lie and everybody knows it.  Brands which still refuse to provide honesty, entertainment & value-based offers need to answer one simple question. Why haven't you found the ⚽⚽ to do what works by now? We understand that public exposure can feel uncomfortable, ugly & even squirmy .. but it's what works. 

Some say our obsession with creating a better end-user experience borders on reckless.  As if we're somehow foolishly ignoring the client (you), who pays our bills.  To that we remit, Maintain a steady focus on the end-user & you'll discover the only compass that will get you home in a storm, no matter how bad it is. 

Our unapologetic commitment and focus doesn't make us nuts..... It's what makes us Squirrel Nuts.  

Now if you'll excuse us, we've scheduled a dramatic mic drop & stage walk-off while whispering, Holy s#!t  I think this pitch might actually work....

"It's time to swap your comfort for ambition..... be the nut."

Lawrence "Fuzz" Hiebert

President @ Squirrel Nuts Marketing Ltd. 

www.bethenut.com